With the recent call up of Cat Latos’s dad (Mat Latos), we here at Resting Pitchface thought that now would be an appropriate time to revisit a topic briefly touched upon in an earlier show.
Baseball pet names.
No, not dugout nicknames or the nicknames we as fans come up with at home that will never grace a player’s ears (Michael A Taylor, it’s probably best you don’t know how often we refer to you as ‘Bambi’), but the names of baseball pets and pets named for baseball. Brainstorming has been done, and here’s a short list of some of our favorites:
Multipurpose:
- Jason Yipness
- Jose Pawtista
- Pawliver Perez
Dogs:
- Columbia MD Native Steve Lombardoberman
- Clay Pugholtz
- Yasiel Pug
- CC Sabassett Hound
- David Dahlmation
- George Springer Spaniel
- Roger St Bernardina
- Corgi Seager
- Dan Puggla
- Collie Ripken Jr.
- Charlie Blacklab
- Opoodle Herrera
- Bark McGweimeraner
- Max Schnauser
- Manny Machowdo
- Melvin Pupton Jr
Cats:
- Tyler Clippurrrd
- Bryce Harpurr
- Jayson Purrth
- Clawton Purrshaw
- Justin Purrlander
Reptiles:
- Jean Seguana
- Marcel Iguana
- Boa Jackson
Other:
- Christian Yelfish
- Nick Cassellamas
- Evan Llamagoria
- Nolan Lion
- Mel Otter
- Billy Hampsterton
- Asgerbil Cabrera
- Paul Goldfish
- Wilson Llamos
- Jared Saltalamaccawchia
This is something we’d love listener participation in! If you’ve got a suggestion or a favorite, please let us know! Especially if it is something you’ve already named a pet (and if so, please, pictures?). Submit your comments to us on tumblr, on our twitter, or at restingpitchface@gmail.com. This was originally posted on the Resting Pitchface Tumblr.